Albert of Genshin is Actually Myself

I traveled here with my friends and found this book. The title of the book exudes a strange light. I said this book is very poisonous and must not be read. My friend, who believed that he was a Mahayana practitioner and had the blood of Shennong, said, "You can tell from the name of this book that it is poisonous. No one in the world has tasted it and does not know its nature. I am a descendant of Shennong and my cultivation is as high as the heavens. What should I fear? Today I will follow the example of my ancestors and taste a hundred herbs." Then I opened the book and all my friends and I admired his courage. There was an immortal who wanted to write a poem for the warrior. But I never expected that in just a split second, my friend would scream in agony after just looking at one page of the book, and everyone would be horrified! His seven orifices were bleeding, his face was ferocious, he was vomiting blood in his mouth, and his whole body instantly became withered and thin. He quickly took out the elixir and let him take it, but before he could save him, he was unable to save him. When my friend was dying, he only left one sentence: "This book is more poisonous than the Zhi Shi Jian." Then he turned into ashes and left. Only then did I remember that the ancients said that even the Daluo Immortals can't save you. Everyone lamented that the ancients never deceived me. At this point, I would like to advise everyone who does not have Daluo Jinxian cultivation to not watch and leave quickly. Don't forcefully pretend to be cool. I hope those who come after me must remember this!

I can't understand what is written at all! ! ! Ten absolutely evil words

It's okay, I'm immune to all poisons anyway. The author can persist for so long because he is a person who loves Genshin Impact. Come on.