
Robot Boyfriend, Don't Mess Around
by Huo Xiaoyan
About This Novel
In the middle of the night in 2011 "Ah, shooting star!" A certain woman lying on the grass on the hillside admiring the night sky jumped up excitedly, spread her arms and shouted: "Oh my God - please give me a beautiful man!!!" "Bang--" Starlight projected down, and a certain girl who was originally excited fainted gorgeously. Please note, she was not fainted from excitement, but was knocked unconscious... ... Since then, a different species from humans has appeared in a certain woman's life, a robot, and one with an extremely handsome face! How should I put it? This kind of robot has an advanced chip in its body and is almost the same as a human being! Great learning ability! For example, a woman is busy throwing clothes into the washing machine, and a man shamelessly asks, "What is this?" A certain woman gritted her teeth, "... Clothes!" A certain man was puzzled: "Let me wear it and see!" For another example, a woman is busy preparing dinner in the kitchen, and a certain bird is wandering leisurely outside the kitchen... For another example, a woman came home late from working overtime and fell asleep. In a daze, a man wandered over and asked, "What is this? Teach me how to use it?" A certain woman opened her sleepy eyelids, saw clearly what was in her hand and immediately kicked it over, "Get out of here!" Bastard! For another example, two people were sitting on the sofa in the small living room on the weekend, watching a soap opera, and the screen showed a beautiful kissing scene. A certain woman suddenly felt a gaze focused on her face, and she suddenly felt a chill... Again and again... [YY, funny, farming, maybe bloody...] ........................................................................................................................ Extraordinary! As soon as this gossip came out, it swept the world... It is said that the owner of Baihua Palace is as beautiful as a demon, and often causes traffic jams wherever he goes, making the scene chaotic and out of control for a time. It is said that Baihua Palace is mysterious and no one knows where it is. Who is it? Who is it? Despite the nickname, the boss of Longmen Escort Bureau finally returned to the west, leaving behind an orphaned girl, numerous old, weak, sick and disabled, becoming the poorest resident of Qixia City, the richest city in the world. It is rumored that Lie Yunlong, the owner of Longmen Escort Bureau, lost his wife in his early years and never married again. He only had one daughter, Lie Feiyan. It is said that this woman has been timid since she was a child, and the only thing she is good at is crying, which fully illustrates the eternal truth that women are made of water. It is said that Lie Yunlong's only wish before his death was to see a successor to the Longmen Escort Bureau, and what happened next happened. It is rumored that the Longmen Escort Agency has been established for more than 200 years and is about to wither in this generation. How can a weak woman support an escort agency? Actually, this is what happened... One is a stay-at-home boudoir lady who is weak and loves to cry. The other is the invincible overlord of the police station in the 21st century. She is so powerful that she can change her soul and turn her life around... Fragment one "Xiling Wanshui! It turns out it was you who did the good deed!" The man gritted his teeth and his face was distorted. "Brother... Brother! Calm down! Calm down... Listen to my explanation, listen to my explanation! I am also doing it for chivalry. My sister-in-law really cried so pitifully at that time. You know I have always had a chivalrous heart... Ah!" The woman screamed before she finished her words. It was so miserable, "Xiling Qianshan, you murdered your own sister..." Fragment 2 "You... You, you, you damn woman, I finally found you!" The man angrily looked at the confused woman in front of him. "Me? Are you sure it's me? But, I don't know you!" The woman was speechless and helpless. Her hand had already grasped the special police baton worn on her waist. To be precise, it was a wooden stick. "You are shameless! Four years ago, you... Now you actually want to deny it?" The man was angry, annoyed and angry, and his bright face was already a little distorted. "What's the matter?" The woman still looked confused. "You have to take responsibility!" The man finally shouted in a low voice, his handsome face turned red, and he didn't know whether he was angry or ashamed. "Pfft! My eyes are so lame that... What are you talking nonsense, you necromantic shemale!" The woman was so angry that she hit the stick with lightning speed. When she looked at the face of the fainted man, she suddenly realized that this... This man was not... Fragment three: "Miss, there are several young men coming outside who want to see you..." The little maid ran in, her delicate eyes full of shock. "See me? Who is it?" The woman was lying in the sun and sleeping, a little carelessly. "That's it... The leader of the alliance..." "Stop! No see, no see, no see at all!" The woman said impatiently, it was just a matter of running an escort agency and having a peaceful life. Why is it so difficult? "But..." The little maid's pretty face turned red, and she hesitated for a long time before she could speak out. "Fuck!" The woman finally went berserk. It was unbearable to frame her and ruin her reputation! ................................................................................................................................................ After a muffled sound, the room was dark. What's going on? In the basement, a man and a woman came out of two different cubicles, raising their eyebrows at the same time, "Who are you?" "Shui'er, dad..." The happy male voice gradually disappeared. The two people in the basement felt like they were struck by lightning, and they cursed in unison, "Damn it!" ........................................................................................................................ Negative Qingfeng, sixteen years old. Fufeng is a weak willow, with skin as thick as gel. He is known as the most handsome man in the Snow Country and Ice City. The son of a mighty general, he has no ink in his mind, no strength in his hands to tie a chicken, and he can't do anything. Negative Qingfeng, twenty years old. The youngest archaeologist in the 21st century, he is well-read and has a special hobby for ancient military books. What kind of collision will happen to Jiangmen's only son who has traveled through time and become the number one loser? ........................................................................................................................ 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Official(20)Scraped 1d ago
The poor can't afford to be hurt. Although I have to be considerate of the author adding VIP, the Yuanbao one really can't afford it. Friends who feel the same way give it a thumbs up. Thank you.
I love seven so much,
The first few chapters are so similar to Shanshan's arrival... Taking blood, going to the office for dinner
Good
Hmm~ It's quite funny
....
I finally understand why there is no Virgin Mary in the real world. All emotions come from novels. Why are novels so childish? After reading so many, only "Bin Bin Comes to Eat" is good-looking. Others are too childish. I don't know, but I thought I was learning to write Chinese in kindergarten. It's a tragedy.
It's very beautiful, but it's too expensive. I really can't stand it.
One chapter costs 15 coins! Please lower the price significantly! Just drop it to 10 coins per chapter! I wanted to finish reading it, but it completely hit my heart! 😘😘
Robot Boyfriend, why not write Robot Bed Companion
Very good! Come on!
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Community(0)
Official(20)Scraped 1d ago
The poor can't afford to be hurt. Although I have to be considerate of the author adding VIP, the Yuanbao one really can't afford it. Friends who feel the same way give it a thumbs up. Thank you.
I love seven so much,
The first few chapters are so similar to Shanshan's arrival... Taking blood, going to the office for dinner
Good
Hmm~ It's quite funny
....
I finally understand why there is no Virgin Mary in the real world. All emotions come from novels. Why are novels so childish? After reading so many, only "Bin Bin Comes to Eat" is good-looking. Others are too childish. I don't know, but I thought I was learning to write Chinese in kindergarten. It's a tragedy.
It's very beautiful, but it's too expensive. I really can't stand it.
One chapter costs 15 coins! Please lower the price significantly! Just drop it to 10 coins per chapter! I wanted to finish reading it, but it completely hit my heart! 😘😘
Robot Boyfriend, why not write Robot Bed Companion
Very good! Come on!









