No, I Am the Protagonist

See if they are different Men are brothers, women are best friends, men and women are lovers😘

Just today, I received a strange phone call from a man. He said hello and congratulations on winning the second prize of RMB 300,000! " "I'm so smart, how could I believe it? But before I could say anything, he burst out laughing and then said, "I'm sorry. I'm new to the industry and it's my first time to lie to people. I couldn't hold it back!" " "Then, then he actually died, you know he died, right? After a while, I called again. Just after I said hello, I laughed again and said I was sorry, but I was still not ready. " "The third time, the other party laughed as soon as he opened his mouth and said, I'm sorry to bother you twice. I am indeed a liar. The 300,000 won was a lie. However, the supervisor allowed a quota of 30,000 as bait. How about we split it? "At this time, I thought, is there such a good thing?" Is a liar a good person? It's not easy, so I asked, and the other person said, "It's true, but you have to pay 20,000 first to show off." "Then, I was defrauded of 20,000 yuan today!" "

Today I finally bought a bottle of mineral water to try. It has always been my dream to drink mineral water. Whenever I see people drinking mineral water on the street, I take a sneak peek and really envy those rich people. Yesterday I gave out New Year's money. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally made up my mind to buy a bottle of mineral water tomorrow. I didn't tell my parents. They would definitely stop me if they found out. I was so excited that I didn't sleep all night. The next day, I spent 2 and a half hours coming to the mineral water store in the city center. I was completely shocked by the momentum and luxurious decoration. I walked into the store with an uneasy mood. The 8-square-meter business hall was as luxurious as the outside. The friendly waiter greeted me warmly. Maybe he was too nervous. I asked to try it, and I blushed as soon as I said it, but the waiter was not surprised. By the way, maybe everyone who comes to buy mineral water has to ask to try it first. After all, the price of 2 yuan/bottle is not just for buying. I took the mineral water excitedly and carefully unscrewed the bottle cap. At this time, I had forgotten to pay attention to the gentlemanly demeanor, and took a greedy sip. The smooth taste The beautiful waitress who was not as beautiful as the tap water I drank before enthusiastically explained the ingredients and production process of mineral water to me. During the conversation, I learned that she had just graduated from Seoul National University in South Korea and majored in double master's degrees in hotel management. After returning to China, she rejected the opportunity to work as a store manager at Starbucks and came to work in a mineral water store. I was also pleased with her wise choice. After all, entering a mineral water store has been the dream and pursuit of many generations. Before leaving, I took out 4 yuan with body temperature and bought 2 bottles. When I was about to walk out of the store, the waiter shouted to me: "Your mineral water!" I looked back and smiled and Bai Meisheng responded: "It's your mineral water." "He will come tomorrow, he won't come tomorrow..." I was drinking mineral water while walking on the street. Everyone looked at me with envy. I also felt more confident in life. When I got home, I was so excited that I couldn't help but take a photo with my mineral water. Because the mineral water was too dazzling, I was afraid that some criminals would target me, so I blocked my handsome face with my beautiful signature. Shh! Remember not to tell others that I drank mineral water. There are not many people who are as low-key as me these days.

Author, come on, someone is plagiarizing! ! I went to scold him. They all have the same name. It's so abominable😎😎

For such a long time, I have only relied on free books and welfare coupons, who else

Me: Card, come out, I'm going to beat you Ka: Why did you hit me? Why is it always me who gets hurt? Author: Don't check in, just check in all 🤐 Author Da Da: If you want to hit me, hit my protagonist. "I am the protagonist if it's not right"😑 Melon-eating people:. . . 🤐

This book is more popular. I hope that after the old book is finished next month, it will be updated twice a day. I will give you a leader in September. I will always support you and wish you again that you will find a bride as soon as possible hahahaha...

Da Da has opened a new book. I wish Da Da's new book a success. Let's collect and check in and do tasks together. Let's work hard together.

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It's time to leave! You guys are so rich for giving rewards. Big guys, please take my knee.