I Conquered the Black Gangster with My Keyboard

A certain hyperamnesic patient suddenly wore a book, and the one he wore was the big boss with the worst ending from the novel he wrote when he was young and ignorant! How embarrassed was Shi Xi when he first put on the book? As soon as she got out of the book, she walked into the room of Jiang Yuchen who caused her tragic ending. What was embarrassing was that she held a small leather whip in her hand and said to Jiang Yuchen who was abused by her: "I came today to see how your injuries are doing." ? ? ? Shi Xi, don't you think your reason is far-fetched? Visiting patients with a small leather whip is a very unique way! Jiang Yuchen was really able to hold back and not strangle you to death. Shi Xi felt incredible when she met the talking basketball. She was shocked when she learned from the basketball that she was the Lord of Heaven in the world in the book! To the point where she was asked to spend 100 million to pursue her dream of making the whole world happy, and felt the difficulty of the Lord of Heaven (●･̆⍛･̆●)... At that time, when Xi saw that his bank card balance was close to eleven digits, he wanted to put aside his identity as Tiandaozhu and find a place to retire. However, he was hit by a sentence from Basketball. If he didn't become Tiandaozhu, he would disappear! Comrade Shi Xi completely gave up this idea. Regarding Shi Xi's sudden change in personality recently, Jiang Yuchen expressed doubts. Has Shi Xi been traveled through time?

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Today's test went very well, and my hands were sore when I wrote (the Chinese, History, English, and Politics tests were taken for one day and my shoulders hurt), and what's very interesting is that the English teacher said that I should write 13 lines before the composition, but the answer sheet only has 9 lines. It is true that the English answer sheet I have encountered has the least number of lines in the composition, but it is not enough for me to give full play to the English composition. If you are Marco, the new coronavirus is raging all over China during this winter vacation. Your parents are struggling on the front line and have no time to take care of you. You learned to do housework during the vacation. You learned it under the guidance of your grandma and fell in love with cooking. You cook a variety of delicious food for your family every day. Your family all praises you. Describe how you helped your parents share the housework during the vacation. Really, I wanted to laugh after reading this essay requirement. It's too simple.

Ding dong I am Niu Hulu. Lemon is here again, This time I am not here to have sex with everyone. I'm here to say goodbye to everyone_(:з∠)_ Unknowingly, I have accompanied Lin． Gouzi. Small. Sand sculpture. Ink. Three years old, It has been more than three years, Thinking back to the very beginning, I accidentally clicked on Mo Sansui's first book, I vaguely remember that he was called the Male God of the Century. When I watched it, The Man of the Century had just finished. I spent several hours making that article short. Not enough After reading the article, I was thinking: Since I haven't read any books since, I might as well read other books by this author. I never expected that as soon as I climbed up, I would fall into a pit and be unable to get up! ! ! (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ At that time, the live broadcast book had just been released! Just opened! Just opened! [Newcomers may not know that Mo Sansui's first book was not the live broadcast one, but another one. That book was written by Mo Sansui when she was a senior in college. It was also a gift from her to readers. She didn't charge a penny for that book! But he was banned because he was suspected of being in the military. That book is very good, which is a pity] That's a huge pit! At that time, I was naive and naive, but I couldn't see through it (╥╯^╰╥) So from then on, my integrity was just a passer-by. The innocent and lovely me was led astray by Mo Sansui and those dog women in the book club group [book club. Group. Id can be seen at the top] I don't know how many people were trapped in the trap when Mo was three years old. He deceived people and money and even tried to defraud sex! ! ! But I also got a lot here in Mokengkeng. For example, friendship on the plastic internet, new ways to insult people, and happiness over the past three years Here in Mokengkeng I met a lot of heart-warming/heart-breaking/idiotic netizens For example: Jianjian, Keke, Daidai, Yuanyuan, Jiu, Xuexue, Sisi, Twilight, Qianxing, Yanyan, Guangmai, Momo and the rich woman Yuexi who recently joined the group... I know there may be some people here who don't remember me. It doesn't matter. I just remember. Together we promote Mokengkeng, fight against anti-fans, kick off charts, criticize people, celebrate birthdays... This is an unforgettable memory, I don't know where my love comes from, but I love you deeply. To be honest, I read the beginning of this book due to personal reasons, but I spent a lot of money on Mo Sansui. Someone asked me: You didn't read it and you spent so much money? I choked. Why? I don't know why, but if I think about it carefully, it might be because Mo is three years old and she deserves it. What the heart desires, willingly, Mo Sansui is a typical smart girl. During my senior year, I was obviously very busy, busy taking postgraduate entrance exams, busy looking for a job... No matter how busy she was, she still chose to write novels and published her first novel, Later I kept writing and ended up writing this book. Working and writing a book at the same time, She is very busy, but she never stops updating. She is very indulgent towards us readers, otherwise we wouldn't have so many strange nicknames for her. She is very sarcastic, and her sarcastic comments can be seen everywhere in the group. She was very strange. She always talked about wanting to get rich suddenly. On her birthday, we gave her red envelopes, but she refused to accept them until she died. In the end, we tricked her into accepting them. She likes to use facial expressions very much, and you can always find one or two facial expressions in her replies to readers. She has the voice of a soft girl, but she likes to pretend to be a royal sister. Mo is three years old. She obviously has small breasts on her face. She had an unreliable editor who first misremembered the publication time, and then put the PK on the shelves without any complaints. However, she didn't complain at all and silently coded with all her might. She lives like a veteran cadre, going to bed at ten o'clock and getting up at six o'clock every day. She can draw, play guitar, and graduated from a key university. She is very good, but she never shows off. She... I stayed with her for three years, Now I'm getting ready for my freshman year of high school, In order to study, I need to leave for three years, I left with me several active people, I don't know, three years later, will anyone still remember that Ning Ning by the Daming Lake? I don't know, I don't want to think about where things will go in three years. Here I formally say goodbye to everyone. School is about to start in a few days. I will delete QQ and I will not appear in the group these days. So, goodbye! See you in three years! So far, there are more than a thousand words in total. It may take you a few minutes to read it, but it actually took me two hours to write. What you see here is just the tip of the iceberg, there is more Buddha said: It cannot be said (*╹▽╹*) Below, please enjoy my fancy confession to Mo Sansui: One porridge and one meal/not as good as you/a smile About you/I don't know much/But I never forget you You are the North Atlantic Current/I am Murmansk/Because of your arrival, my world has become a frost-free port I love you/I can't do one more/I love you/I can't do one less Three thousand articles written in my pen/No more than one word in my heart/I love you once and forget you for a hundred years If I don't wait for you, who will wait for you/If I don't wait for you, who will I wait for/If you don't wait for me, who will wait for you? Trying to remember your name with every cell/as if/you grew in my body Next time you pass by/can you not take away my soul/take me away? I have no intentions for you / If I have to say I have intentions for you / This life is just for your happiness The green hills described in the writing have fallen away/The green hair on the top of the head has turned gray/The road ahead is slow, I hope someone will accompany you through thick and thin Return the beauty of the face to the landscape and the world / return the drizzle in the pines to the first time we met / return the love at first sight to you How I wish life was like a dream/dreams are all poems/written about you and me I like the summer rain/the light after the rain/and you at any time All inspiration comes from you/But I finished writing the whole poem/I still haven't finished writing about you Love at first sight/love at second sight/lifelong love at third sight I am far away from you / separated by gauze, separated by curtain / separated by years, separated by fleeting years I still like you very much, like a whale sinking at the bottom of the sea breathing softly, full of infatuation and full of anger. I still like you very much, just like the wind that has traveled eight thousand miles without asking about the date of return. I still like you very much, like the sun rising and setting, no matter day or night. I still like you very much, just like the yellowed photo in the old story, you are the most beautiful. The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is bad, you are loved. I still like you very much, just like the stars running through the dark night for hundreds of millions of years without complaining. Lin Xiaomo, I can't stand you! I still like you very much, like rain falling on the tropics and polar regions, thousands of miles away. I still like you very much, the willows are moving, the cicadas are chirping, the sunset is tidal, I can't help myself. I still like you very much, like flowers blooming on the branches, regardless of the drifting. I still like you very much, just like my homework and me, we will never leave you! There are trees in the mountains, and the trees have branches. My heart is happy for you, but you don't know it. May I be like a star, like the moon, and may the light shine brightly every night It's hard to write a brocade book without thinking about your return, but I've written all my feelings in it The king is my own, the prince is my will There are hundreds of beauties in the world, but you are the only one I love As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win. There are countless people in the world. Look at the sky at dawn and the clouds at dusk. I miss you when I walk and I miss you when I sit. There are orchids in the garden, there are orchids in the river, I think of a gentleman but I dare not say anything The exquisite dice and the red beans make me miss you, do you know? Drinking tea under the moon, thinking about the end of the world Falling into a mortal dream for no reason, causing three thousand worries No matter how weak the water is, I will only take one scoop I looked for her thousands of times in the crowd, but suddenly I looked back, and there she was, in a dimly lit place. Fortunately, I met your peach blossom face. From now on, there will be warm spring in the streets. When will we know each other when we miss each other? It's embarrassing this night I want to make a movie in your name that will last a lifetime. The mountains are the story of the water, the clouds are the story of the wind, and you are my story. Meeting you is the beginning of a story, and walking to the end is the joy of the rest of my life. I know that there is still you in this world, accompanying me in the deepest part of my heart. You are a gift from heaven, my belated salvation. My late night habit, besides staying up late, I also miss you. There is no gravity for anything outside of you. You remind me of light, hope, and the beauty of the world. I still like you very much, like a whale sinking at the bottom of the sea breathing softly, full of infatuation and full of anger. Loving you is worth everything to me. To me, loving you is worth everything. Just when I think that it is impossible to love you any more, you prove me wrong. Just when I thought it was impossible to love you more, you prove me wrong. Look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me. Look into my eyes and you will see how much you mean to me. Thank you for showing up, enough to make me happy for you. Thanks to your presence, I have been fond of you for several years But you've slipped under my skin, invaded my blood and seized my heart. -Maria V. Snyder, Poison Study "But you have slipped under my skin, invaded my blood, and taken my heart." The mountains have wood, xi qing intentionally, last night stars are you. There are trees in the mountains This is the first time I have written such a long book review. Mo Sansui took care of it for me. That's it, goodbye! Everyone, please look forward to my return in three years!

Come on, the rewards are not very high, just make do with them.

Before the male protagonist knew that the female protagonist was a girl, he thought like this:

Thank you cards are so fun hahahahaha

The update will start in early June~ In order to prevent my procrastination, I will start a pre-payment first~⁽⁽ଘ(ˊᵕˋ)ଓ⁾⁾

It's so uncomfortable to be tempted! And this book is very appetizing. Just tell me, what kind of god are you? How can it be so powerful? It's just perfect. Love Liao, love Liao, I hope women can dress up as men for a longer time. The young master like this is really handsome and so cool. You like this kind of development, with some thrilling scenes from time to time.

I just read this book, which is quite to my liking. I don't really like to read about women dressing up as men. This book was just for boredom. Who knows, the more I read, the more fascinated I became. Shi Xi and Jiang Yuchen are so sweet. I love the character of the male protagonist. I can't wait to see Shi Xi take off his waistcoat. I just want to see Jiang Yuchen at that time. The reaction must be wonderful, although I know that Shi Xi will not lose his vest recently, and the baby-faced young man is not worthy of having a name. He has appeared a few times, but he has no name, so he can only be called the baby-faced young man. He is so miserable, I feel sorry for him for a second, hahaha, I have nothing to say, and finally I wish Da Pk victory!