
It's Time for Me to Put on the Bat Hood
About This Novel
"Recently, I received a call from Hiroko from a toy company, and I feel that his toys are a bit hardcore." "The first thing I was given was an MC stone pickaxe, and I just swung it casually and knocked out a one-cubic-meter earth cube." "Then he gave me a Harry Potter wand for the second time, and I shouted, 'Avada chews a big melon!' And broke my new monitor..." "What now?" When Bai Zizhou heard this, he looked up at the night sky, and he didn't know when a huge bat projection appeared. "It's time to put on the cat hood." As he said this, he silently took out a black hood from his pocket and put it on his head. His whole body was covered in black, and there was a black cloak behind him. Then he quickly climbed up to a commanding height and looked down. The voice is like a patient with terminal laryngeal cancer, hoarse and deep: "Because I'm Batman!!!" "Then you must be rich, right?" Bai Zizhou took a deep breath: "... You go back to Gotham, I promise I won't hit you." [This book is also known as "Party A's Dad's Mission" and "You tell me this is a fucking toy?" ! ", "Where did you come from? Is this still the earth?
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Official(10)Scraped 3d ago
This book is a daily comedy and light-hearted type, with no emotional lines.
As the title states, the purpose of this book is to organize things. What is our purpose! Whole life! Make trouble! Easy!
technical adjustment
There will be no suppression or sanctions, so don't worry. Please feel free to read, this is just a daily article, so there is no way anything could happen.
Very funny and worth watching.
Come on, use your imagination. It's quite funny.
Update quickly! Not enough for me to see! ! ! Let's start with a hundred chapters! !
About the female characters and emotions in this book
The main theme of this book is mainly about toy trial and daily activities. Instead of the daily live broadcast, I will try my best to create good female characters in future plots. The previous description was indeed not good, so I will work hard in the future. Woohoo, everyone, please stop torture😭😭😭😭😭
Quick update Persistence is victory Don't talk too much. Wow.
Ji Ji's Chicken Crush No new chapters to read I'm going to die
Ji Ji's Chicken Crush I haven't seen this kind of live evaluation article in a long time. Come on
When I read the introduction, I always felt like it was a review of Time and Space that I read before.
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Community(0)
Official(10)Scraped 3d ago
This book is a daily comedy and light-hearted type, with no emotional lines.
As the title states, the purpose of this book is to organize things. What is our purpose! Whole life! Make trouble! Easy!
technical adjustment
There will be no suppression or sanctions, so don't worry. Please feel free to read, this is just a daily article, so there is no way anything could happen.
Very funny and worth watching.
Come on, use your imagination. It's quite funny.
Update quickly! Not enough for me to see! ! ! Let's start with a hundred chapters! !
About the female characters and emotions in this book
The main theme of this book is mainly about toy trial and daily activities. Instead of the daily live broadcast, I will try my best to create good female characters in future plots. The previous description was indeed not good, so I will work hard in the future. Woohoo, everyone, please stop torture😭😭😭😭😭
Quick update Persistence is victory Don't talk too much. Wow.
Ji Ji's Chicken Crush No new chapters to read I'm going to die
Ji Ji's Chicken Crush I haven't seen this kind of live evaluation article in a long time. Come on
When I read the introduction, I always felt like it was a review of Time and Space that I read before.
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[Art coefficient:★★] [Abstract coefficient:★★★☆] When the social beast puts on the bat suit: finding self-worth between the ordinary and the surreal The awakening of superpowers triggered by time: an alternative counterattack of wage earners The novel takes "wearing a hood at all times" as the core setting, and combines the mechanical work and rest of social animals with the awakening of super powers to create an absurd and tense dramatic conflict. The protagonist Bai Zizhou, as an unemployed anchor, uses props (such as MC stone pickaxes and Harry Potter wands) provided by the alien toy company "Tongzhibao" to trigger the transformation mechanism. From the "infrastructure madman" who knocks out unearthed cubes to the magic apprentice who shouts "Avada chews the big melon", every trial will subvert the daily scene. This setting of "switching identities at a certain point" not only deconstructs the seriousness of traditional heroic narratives, but also coincides with the secret desire of contemporary young people to "restart their lives." Toys are plug-ins: Alien technology and the aesthetics of daily violence on earth The settings of the "hardcore toys" in the book are mind-boggling: Devil fruits that can split the body, green light rings that are not durable, and black technology props from 160,000 light-years away. These toys that transcend the laws of physics are deconstructed by the protagonist in the form of "test play and evaluation", forming a unique comedy effect. For example, the scene of breaking the monitor with a magic wand dissolves the sacredness of magic into the chaos of daily life. The alien identity of the toy company "Tongzhibao" and the business rhetoric of "starting with 100,000 yuan" satirize the traffic logic of the Internet era - the essence of super power awakening is just the KPI task of Party A's father. Social Heroism: Reconstructing the Value of Existence in Absurdity Bai Zizhou's bat hood is not only a physical disguise, but also a spiritual armor. When he climbed to the high ground wearing a cape and shouted "Because I'm Batman" in the voice of a "terminal laryngeal cancer patient", it was both a mocking imitation of superheroes and a desperate counterattack against ordinary life. Through modern elements such as live broadcast trial play and barrage interaction, the novel transforms individual superpower displays into collective carnival, metaphorizing the identity anxiety of contemporary people in the intersection of virtuality and reality. The metaphor of "getting off work on time" reduces the heroic mission to a clock-in task, and hides in the joke a profound criticism of the alienation of modernity. Creative Stitches: Carnival of Meme and Loss of Narrative Teacher Akabane used the "stitch monster" technique to melt MC, Harry Potter, DC Universe and other IPs into one pot, creating famous scenes such as "Mars repairing the Hokage Rock" and "spot-checking Yang Yuhuan's work" that made people laugh. This creative strategy of "everything can be played as a joke" makes the novel full of freshness, but it also leads to narrative fragmentation - from the devil fruit trial to the development of the dragon maid, there is a lack of internal logical links between chapters. However, this sense of loss of control echoes the loose structure of "Toy Review," making the novel a nonsensical carnival of creativity.




Type, funny + live broadcast toy article, starting in a few cities. 100% Functionally restored toy. Express delivery to any door (the protagonist does not have one) The protagonist signs a contract with a universe-level toy dealer (there are Doraemon props), but does not sell toys, only plays with toys in the live broadcast room Plot, watch it yourself without spoilers For the first time, toys from the DC world The second time, in the world of One Piece The third time, in the world of Doraemon The fourth time, secretly broadcasting the protagonist's daily life, to be continued




The protagonist is an ambassador who evaluates the toys of a higher civilization toy company. He conducts live broadcasts on the earth and causes troubles. There are many jokes and a lot of fun, which is worth watching. Writing style: 3.5 Creativity: 3.5 Summary: It's a pretty good piece of music.













